The future looks, er....?

Honesty is the best policy, right? In that case, would it be advisable to forgo all the usual CV nonsense and just write:


Victoria Purcell

Young, a little ditzy, no qualifications, but generally nice.
Occassional moments of inspiring creativity and intelligence (but never on Mondays).
Can make a cracking cup of tea if asked nicely.

Please give me a job.


What do you recks?