A python?

Now, why would anyone buy a python? They ain't pretty, they ain't exactly easy to look after, and they'll probably have your 'ead if you give 'em a chance!

A dog you can walk in the park. A cat will sleep on your lap. But a snake?

C-chan, your bloke's a nutter!

Baby mice in the freezer - mind you don't confuse 'em with the bread buns!