Kate Lawler's my new best friend!

Hooray for beer and Z-list celebs!

Did you know Kate Lawler's turned her hand to DJing? Seems the TV career's gone down the pan. Anywho, saw her playing at some club in Tokyo, she's not bad. Couldn't tell you a single track she played as I was well oiled, but there was some good stuff - oh wait, she did drop the Baywatch tune (Hasslehoff and Pammy running down the beach - yey!).

So, as you know, there's only one place to dance in a club, right in front of the DJ - it's fun to be winked at by famous people! So, whilst Kate was spinning her records and pressing little buttons, I flashed a smile at her friend, standing behind her in the DJ booth. 10 minutes later, she'd come to join me on the dance floor - result! 1 hour later, Kate came to join us both (yup, it was time for the real DJ to play!). She's a nice lass, bit skinny these days mind, I gave her a hug and thought I might break her!

However, the excitment of meeting demi-celebs could not be matched by the excitment of grabbing the belt of the sexy gay dancing man on the podium as he girated away... or matchmaking lonely-looking randoms... or combing the club to seek out and meet every Brit in the place!

I need reins...