Waxwork Museum

See the wee sprog in the Snow White costume? See the size of that smile? That little monkey had a ball wrapping me from head to toe in loo roll. I loved that. Really helped the hangover - one should not run around Roppongi until the wee small hours the day before a party involving little people. One was not on form... but wait, wait... look below - I almost cracked a smile!! Ahh, the joys of Halloween.

Very delicate!!

& = BRUISES!! OUCH!!

Delicate!

7 bruises, 1 grazed knee, and a split toenail.


Seems I haven't gotten off as lightly as I thought after footy on Sunday.

Never mind.

Scored a crackin' goal!

Yo mo' fo'!

Not quite Samuel L., but Jay-Z comes a close second:

"People make obstacles for theyselves when shit ain't really no obstacle. Manage your heat, get your Joe Torre on, nigga."

Say what? Answers on a post-card...

Cheeky Monkey!

It's cold. I miss summer!!